whatever-fangirl:

admit it she’s one of the best characters ever created by DreamWorks!!!

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posted: 48 seconds ago

20 year old kid, $200 billion company, what was Dad thinking?

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during the cold war there was a theory that…

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suspiciousmilk:

does anyone want to be my virtual sugardaddy and buy me things online for literally nothing in return???

posted: 5 minutes ago

So this happened…

So this happened…

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posted: 5 minutes ago

jelly-eyes:

sew-sweet:

homemiro:

Finally! Thank you all for your patience!

Luna in the sea, the new designed print of R=SERIES is going to be release at 9 p.m. 29th July, tomorrow.

The index page of the design series is HERE.

Check HERE to know how to order by e-mail and pay with Paypal.

Welcome any question. :D

Those cropped boleros, I’m dying.

OH HELLO

posted: 6 minutes ago

the-hatred-machine:

kareshy:

gigaguess:

mrsdevilla:

the-treble:

internationalgirl:

This is why you should have a cat y’all. Egyptians believed that cats repelled evil spirits.

Cats are evil spirits. They’re just the strongest so all others must bow to their greatness.

Actually according to legend, cats are guardians of the Underworld. So once you are dead if you try to sneak back into the land of the living they send you back where you came from. They protect the living from the dead.

If you ever wonder why a cat stares off into the wild blue yonder and then bolts off for “no reason…”

That cat even looks like it’s accusing him of something like wait a Fucking minute here are you dead did you really think you could slip that shit passed me

I don’t know where you get your sources but cats were not fucking “guardians of the underworld”; this movie is based on EGYPT, cats were common domestic pets by the time Egypt unified, and they were representations of the goddess Bastet, ex goddess of warfare (formerly asociated with a lioness ), post-unification protector goddess. Cats were guardians of houses because they embodied the representation of Bastet, the “EYE of Ra”, the one that tells ra whatever happens. If a cat saw an evil spirit, it would tell Ra, and Ra would smite down the fucker in an instant. Bastet was also feared by evil spirits because she was the only one to be able to harm the evil snake Apep and save Ra’s ass, so you bet someone that escaped Anubis’ judgement and Osiris’ preservation would do well to fear Bastet out of fear of being caught by said gods.
They were seen as this as well because they disposed of rats and snakes (perhaps an egyptian once saw a cat killing a snake and went "OH BAST JUST KILLED APEP" and that’s how the mythos started), so they were useful animals to keep as pets, revered, adored, mourned when they died, and if you killed one you received death penalty.

The only animal seen as a “guardian of the underworld” were jackals, because they embodied Anubis and were seen near tombs, but that’s because they entered said tombs to try and eat the corpses and the egyptians based their entire Anubis lore on them.

So yeah, if you were an evil emperor that escaped the process of the gods you once worshipped, unleashed curses around the world disrespecting your own pantheon, and you came across an avatar of the goddess of Warfare that could also call upon Ra to pulverize you with sunlight, and have your soul sundered by Osiris and weighted by Anubis to go to your rightful place as someone who perished AGES ago, you would shit on your pants as well.

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twentyonepivots:

dykestorm:

ohboyafangirl:

We’re discussing scent and pheromones and oh my god

LESBIANS CAN LITERALLY DETECT OTHER LESBIANS BY SENSE OF SMELL AND WILL AUTOMATICALLY PREFER THE SCENT OF OTHER LESBIANS

LIKE THERE IS SCIENTIFIC PROOF OF THIS I LOVE IT I LOVE PHEROMONES

This explains gay-dar. It’s not a sense of just knowing it’s the fact that we can fucking smell each other

eau de homosexual

posted: 1 hour ago

They don’t make you like they used to
You’re never going out of style

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posted: 1 hour ago

fluffybedsock:

satire is meant to target the powerful, not the vulnerable

and jokes are supposed to be funny

posted: 1 hour ago

the-meta:

Red vs Blue seasons 1-10 a summary:
The Red Team members dick around while the Blues deal with the wierdest shit imaginable including but not limited to

  • mpreg
  • aliens
  • alien mpreg
  • AI who think theyre ghosts
  • AI who possess people like ghosts do
  • Badass bitches who are fond of Church
  • Tucker’s terrible jokes
  • Gamma’s terrible jokes
  • Giant killer mechs who think theyre dogs
  • Michael J Caboose
  • Red team

psycho-escape:

"…May I ask why.”

"Hey, hey, hey! My shower, my rules, right? But I actually have a good reason for it, so no need to set places of fire. I found out that someone other than me has been using it 24/7 and honestly, I thought it was Barton because he’s a dick so I wanted to caught him in the act but — Why are you even using my shower, anyway?”

"… My shower is broken."

"And you’re telling me that you, Headmaster of Hogwarts can’t magic up a new one? Geez, this is why you called me? How did you get my number, anyway?” 

here we go again. . …

frantabulosa:

I took some requests! It was fun!

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posted: 2 hours ago